+284: return "It's Cal Worthington and his dog ~Spot~!";
+285: return "It's Uncle Doctor Hurkamur!";
+286: return "YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAA!!!!!";
+287: return "Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, Thunder Cats!!!";
+288: return "An overturned bottle of ink and lots of kitten pawprints.";
+289: return "A flyer advertising a sale at Spatula City.";
+290: return "A 540Hz tuning fork.";
+291: return "A 3-inch floppy disk.";
+292: return "Seargent Duffy is here.";
+293: return "A ball of pocket fluff.";
+294: return "A 3-sided Monty Python record.";
+295: return "A Sanrio catalog.";
+296: return "A scratching-post.";
+297: return "Butane!!!";
+298: return "An ice cube.";
+299: return "Just a cage of white mice.";
+300: return "You've found Harvey, the Wonder Hamster!";
+301: return "A jar of dehydrated water.";
+302: return "Just some swamp gas.";
+303: return "A bowl of cherries.";
+304: return "Spoon!!!";
+305: return "A sign reads ~Don't step on the Mome Raths~.";
+306: return "Dirty socks.";
+307: return "~Dogbert's tech support, how may I abuse you?~";
+308: return "A radio hisses away. Kitten must have been here.";
+309: return "~Kilroy was here~";
+310: return "~Plexar was here~";
+311: return "~Kibo was here~";
+312: return "It's the cork to someone's lunch.";
+313: return "A piping-hot pizza. Useless.";
+314: return "Diogenes is here demanding whisky.";
+315: return "The Monolith of Spam towers above you.";
+316: return "~Meow meow meow meow...~ How discouraging! It's only a recording.";
+317: return "Marvin is complaining about the pain in the diodes down his left side.";
+318: return "Mr. Kamikaze and Mr. DNA are here drinking tea.";
+319: return "Rene Descarte is whistling a happy tune here.";
+320: return "Ooh, shiny!";
+321: return "It's a giant slorr!";
+322: return "A ketchup bottle (nearly empty).";
+323: return "A large pile of rubber bands.";
+324: return "A ton of feathers.";
+325: return "This non kitten may contain peanuts.";
+326: return "A tree with some jelly nailed to it.";
+327: return "Ah, the skirl of the pipes and the rustle of the silicon...";
+328: return "You found Parakeet. To bad this isn't ~Robot Finds Parakeet~.";
+329: return "A ball of yarn.";
+330: return "A big chunk of frozen chocolate pudding.";
+331: return "There is no tea here.";
+332: return "An automated robot-doubter. It doesn't believe in you.";
+333: return "A plastic model of Kitten.";
+334: return "It's Yorgle, the Yellow Dragon.";
+335: return "It's Grundle, the Green Dragon.";
+336: return "It's Rhindle, the Red Dragon.";
+337: return "An old pattern is here going on and on.";
+338: return "TV says donuts are high in fat.";
+339: return "It's a pool with a straw in it.";
+340: return "A singing frog. Useless.";
+341: return "It's a funky beat!";
+342: return "A tiny ceramic Kitten. It's probably not the Kitten you're looking for.";
+343: return "An oven mitt with kittens on it.";
+344: return "An empty coaxial cable spool.";
+345: return "Billions and billions of things that aren't Kitten.";
+346: return "Snarf?";
+347: return "Faboo!";
+348: return "99 bottles of beer are on a wall here.";
+349: return "Hydraulic fluid and jagged metal bits. You recoil from the scene of carnage.";
+350: return "A bobolink is twittering a happy tune here.";
+351: return "Biscuits.";
+352: return "A blank deposit slip.";
+353: return "What's that blue thing doing here?";
+354: return "A travel-sized cyclotron.";
+355: return "A largish bath towel.";
+356: return "You found Chinchilla! Too bad this isn't ~Robot Finds Chinchilla~.";
+357: return "A meerkat... not even close.";
+358: return "A green yo-yo.";
+359: return "A hairless rat.";
+360: return "Bright copper kettles.";