+
+! The following Non Kitten Items were added by David Griffith for
+! Release 3
+!
+361: return "Ten yards of avocado-green shag carpet.";
+362: return "A zorkmid coin!";
+363: return "It's Babe Flathead's favorite bat.";
+364: return "It's cute like a kitten, but isn't a kitten.";
+365: return "A cyclops glowers angrily at you.";
+366: return "A discarded pop bottle.";
+367: return "Definitely not Kitten.";
+368: return "A mouse.";
+369: return "Slack!";
+370: return "A troll. Ewww!!!";
+371: return "A tube of white lithium grease. Perfect for your robotic joints.";
+372: return "Talcum powder.";
+373: return "A breadbox. Nope, Kitten isn't in the breadbox.";
+374: return "An unlicensed nuclear accelerator.";
+375: return "A sub-atomic particle languishes here all alone.";
+376: return "A bowling ball with the name ~Bob~ inscribed on it.";
+377: return "A briefcase filled with spy stuff.";
+378: return "Is that an elephant's head or a winged sandal?";
+379: return "Bibbidy bibbidy bibbidy bibbidy bibbidy bibbidy...";
+380: return "A tube of toothpaste. Too bad you have no teeth.";
+381: return "This isn't the item you're looking for.";
+382: return "A discarded refrigerator box. Nope, Kitten isn't in the box.";
+383: return "A paper shopping bag. Nope, Kitten isn't in the bag.";
+384: return "A flyer reads, ~Please donate hydraulic fluid~";
+385: return "A dangly thing mangled by Kitten.";
+386: return "A crouton.";
+387: return "A patch from the Mammoth Caves.";
+388: return "A leather pouch filled with multisided dice.";
+389: return "A pair of combat boots.";
+390: return "A pile of coconuts.";
+391: return "A big bass drum bearing a hole and suspicious clawmarks.";
+392: return "It's a clue!";
+393: return "Long lost needle nose pliers.";
+394: return "A vase of roses.";
+395: return "A crystal ball. It doesn't seem to know where Kitten is.";
+396: return "It's Princess Leia, the yodel of life.";
+397: return "Sigmund Freud is here asking about your mother.";
+398: return "BURRRRP!!!! Flavorful and full of protein!";
+399: return "A jar of library paste.";
+400: return "These aren't ordinary beans. They're magic beans!";
+401: return "Some sort of electronic handheld game from the 1970s.";