I'm game. Would you care to explain how?
+> pour keys
+
+You can't pour that.
+
> throw keys
OK
+> foo up
+
+There is no way to go that direction.
+
+You're inside building.
+
+There are some keys on the ground here.
+
+There is a shiny brass lamp nearby.
+
+There is food here.
+
> eat food
Thank you, it was delicious!
> score
-You have garnered 27 out of a possible 430 points, using 72 turns.
+You have garnered 27 out of a possible 430 points, using 74 turns.
> quit keys
OK
-You scored 27 out of a possible 430, using 74 turns.
+You scored 27 out of a possible 430, using 76 turns.
You are obviously a rank amateur. Better luck next time.