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+A 3-inch floppy disk.
+A 3-sided Monty Python record.
+A broken cricket bat.
+A Buttertonsils bar.
+A child's drawing of a kitten.
+A copy of the Weekly World News. Watch out for the chambered nautilus!
+A crystal ball. It doesn't seem to know where Kitten is.
+A demonic voice proclaims "There is no kitten, only Zuul". You flee.
+A discarded envelope chewed by Kitten.
+A flyer advertising a sale at Spatula City.
+A garden gnome.
+A jar of buttons.
+A meerkat... not even close.
+An Enfield Mk3 rifle.
+An M1911A1 pistol.
+A tuft of kitten fur, but no kitten.
+Clifford Stoll is here selling Klein bottles.
+It's Andrew Plotkin plotting something.
+It's a small bouncy creature, but obviously not kitten.
+Mr. Kamikaze and Mr. DNA are here drinking tea.
+The Smart Patrol is here.
+You've found the decoy kitten!