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 Cookies, but they're actually tiny self-replicating programs spreading the philosophy of free software when eaten
 A self-replicating software bug that writes epic sagas about Stallman's beard
 An army of programmers so passionate they accidentally win a dance-off competition
-Debugging your own life problems
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+Debugging your own life problems
+Accidentally calling GNU/Linux just 'Linux'
+A bug report that's just a passive-aggressive complaint
+Compiling from source on a 15-year-old laptop
+A heated debate over the best text editor
+An endless loop of dependency hell
+A cryptic error message that leads to a 10-hour debugging session
+A USB stick full of bootable distros
+Richard Stallman doing a TED Talk on the importance of free software
+The Abominable Snow GNU
+A surprise cameo by Freedo in a blockbuster movie
+A shell script that somehow fixes everything
+Accidentally deleting the root directory
+A fierce battle over licensing details
+A conspiracy theory involving proprietary software and coffee machines
+A sticky key on the keyboard that writes free software manifestos
+A coffee mug with 'I'd rather be using Emacs' printed on it
+A license so restrictive, it's basically a digital straightjacket
+A software update that mysteriously erases half your files
+The person who uses 'sudo' for absolutely everything
+A printer that becomes sentient and joins the Free Software Movement
+A blockchain-based, peer-reviewed, coffee machine running free software
+A git commit message written after 3am
+Using 'rm -rf /' as a stress relief technique
+A mascot battle royale: Tux vs. GNU vs. BSD Daemon
+Explaining the difference between free software and freeware at a family dinner
+The existential dread of reading your own code from six months ago
+A virtual assistant that only understands commands in Perl
+Accidentally making your coffee maker run the Incompatible Timesharing System
+The horror of realizing you've been editing the wrong config file for hours
+A conference call that devolves into a fierce debate over tabs vs. spaces
+Finding love in the comments section of an free software project
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