+! The following Non Kitten Items were added by David Griffith for
+! Release 7
+!
+765: return "It's a copy editor, reading aloud from the Associated Press Stylebook.";
+765: return "It's a copy editor, reading aloud from the MLA Stylebook.";
+766: return "Kitty kibble is scattered all about.";
+767: return "A bartender growls, ~No robots allowed!~";
+768: return "It's a Franklin Ebookman.";
+769: return "It's a child's kitten pull-toy.";
+770: return "~I'm Speed Racer and I drive real fast!~";
+771: return "~I drive real fast. I'm gonna last.~";
+772: return "~I'm a big pirate and I like to steal!~";
+773: return "~I like to steal and I like to kill!~";
+774: return "~I'm a Barbie doll but I've got brains!~";
+775: return "~I'm your doctor and here's the bill.~";
+776: return "Go! Go! Go, Speed Racer!";
+777: return "It's a Boeing 777 airliner.";
+778: return "Someone is taking time out for fun here.";
+779: return "You see a street lamp and a lamplighter here.";
+780: return "A broken cricket bat.";
+781: return "It's a mint-condition IMSAI 8080 computer!";
+782: return "A hollow voice says ~xyzzy~.";
+783: return "Wimpy is here asking for a hamburger.";
+784: return "You found Olive Oyl!";
+785: return "It's Popeye!";
+786: return "Bluto is here looking for Olive Oyl.";
+787: return "~Et tu, Brutus?~";
+788: return "The bodily remains of a Roman emperor.";
+789: return "Yay! It's a hoola hoop!";
+790: return "The Smart Patrol is here.";
+791: return "It's an old sandal.";
+792: return "It's a feather duster.";
+793: return "It's a zipper.";
+794: return "It's an old crumhorn with a broken reed.";
+795: return "A sticky old cough drop.";
+796: return "A jar of buttons.";
+797: return "A bearded dragon lizard is sitting here.";
+798: return "A garden toad.";
+799: return "A garden gnome.";
+800: return "A garden weasel.";
+