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-Year, as well as this README file, under the terms of the GNU Free
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+=================================================================
+Kernel Cleaning Kart - Copyright (C) 2022 Jason Self <j@jxself.org>
+There's been a new kernel release. Freedo's on his way in the Kernel
+Cleaning Kart.
+
+The GNU head is, however, also a trademark for the GNU Project [0].
+
+[0] https://www.gnu.org/graphics/heckert_gnu.en.html
+
+=================================================================
+Cleanup, Room 5.16 - Copyright (C) 2022 Jason Self <j@jxself.org>
+Freedo with his cart of supplies for cleaning the kernel.
+
+=================================================================
+Freedo In A Hazmat Suit - Copyright (C) 2022 Jason Self <j@jxself.org>
+"Removing hazardous material one blob at a time" --Courtesy of Ark74
+
+=================================================================
+Bath Time - Copyright (C) 2022 Jason Self <j@jxself.org>
+Freedo cleans Tux.
+
+=================================================================
+Pool Party - Copyright (C) 2022 Jason Self <j@jxself.org>
+Freedo teaches other penguins to use the towel and brush to clean up
+and reveal the blue skin.
+
+Idea by Alexandre Oliva.
+
+=================================================================
+Penguin Wash - Copyright (C) 2022 Jason Self <j@jxself.org>
+Freedo operates a car wash-like facility.
+
+Get your penguin washed today.
+
+Idea by Alexandre Oliva.
+
+=================================================================
+Caravan - Copyright (C) 2022 Jason Self <j@jxself.org>
+On the road to software freedom.
+
+=================================================================
+Penguin Wars - Copyright (C) 2022 Jason Self <j@jxself.org>
+Freedo and Tux play paintball.
+
+Idea by Alexandre Oliva.
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