2 A 3-sided Monty Python record.
5 A child's drawing of a kitten.
6 A copy of the Weekly World News. Watch out for the chambered nautilus!
7 A crystal ball. It doesn't seem to know where Kitten is.
8 A demonic voice proclaims "There is no kitten, only Zuul". You flee.
9 A discarded envelope chewed by Kitten.
10 A flyer advertising a sale at Spatula City.
13 A meerkat... not even close.
16 A tuft of kitten fur, but no kitten.
17 Clifford Stoll is here selling Klein bottles.
18 It's Andrew Plotkin plotting something.
19 It's a small bouncy creature, but obviously not kitten.
20 Mr. Kamikaze and Mr. DNA are here drinking tea.
21 The Smart Patrol is here.
22 You've found the decoy kitten!
23 A blabbermouth is blabbering here.
25 An interstate 15 exit sign for Zzyzx Road.
26 It's the Reaper. Don't fear him.
27 A textbook on the laws of robotics by I. Asimov.
28 A fried seventeen-centimeter fromitz board.
29 A fused ninety-ohm bedistor.
30 A 30 watt disgronificator.
31 A Sirius Cybernetics Nutrimat is here dispensing tea.
32 A plate of hors d'oeuvres.
33 Merlin is here walking backwards in a circle.
34 Ash is here mumbling some magic words.
35 A very curious skunk is here examining you.
36 It's a boom-boom-boom Nerf Boomerang!