From: David Griffith Date: Fri, 2 Nov 2012 03:57:13 +0000 (-0700) Subject: Import of Release 2 X-Git-Tag: r2 X-Git-Url: https://jxself.org/git/?p=rfk-inform.git;a=commitdiff_plain;h=3165491411fb783cc2cc37cb299bc68c799115c0 Import of Release 2 --- diff --git a/kitten.inf b/kitten.inf index e10eece..2327849 100644 --- a/kitten.inf +++ b/kitten.inf @@ -3,9 +3,9 @@ ! Release 1 / Serial number 021123 / Inform v6.21 ! ! [-] |\_/| http://www.robotfindskitten.org -! (+)={ |o o|__ Leonard Richardson (C) 1997, 2000 +! (+)=C |o o|__ Leonard Richardson (C) 1997, 2000 ! | | --*--__\ David Griffith (C) 2002 (Inform Edition) -! OOO C_C(___) +! OOO C_C(____) ! ! ! This Zen simulation is based on the C version v1600003.248b @@ -25,7 +25,9 @@ ! Kitten. Alternatively, you may end the game by hitting the Esc or Q ! keys. ! -! Developed with Inform 6.21 as installed from NetBSD's pkgsrc tree. +! Developed with Inform 6.21.2 as installed from NetBSD's pkgsrc tree +! and Frotz 2.42. +! ! ! Compile it with: ! inform "-~S" kitten.inf <-- Assuming Unix @@ -33,52 +35,44 @@ ! Notes: ! 1) More than half of the code is taken up by non-kitten ! messages. When I compiled the code with just five messages and -! no debugging code, the resulting binary was only 9728 bytes. -! With all 280+ messages, it's 20992 bytes. +! no debugging code, the resulting binary was less than 10k bytes. ! ! 2) If it wasn't already abundantly obvious, this program won't ! compile to Glulx because of copious use of Z-machine assembly ! instructions. ! ! -! Still to do: +! Release History: ! -! Implement colors (is it really necessary?) +! Release 1 / Serial number 0211xx to 021214 or so +! Initial private release. Limited distribution for beta testing and +! debugging purposes. ! -! Is there some way I can hide the cursor completely? -! I want to do this and manually set Robot to be in reverse type rather -! than relying on the cursor to look like that. Ahah! "@set_cursor -1 -! turns the cursor off, "@set_cursor -2" turns it back on. Hmm. This -! doesn't seem to work. ! -! It seems every now and then the kitten doesn't gets placed somewhere -! where the robot can't get to it. Under a non-kitten? +! Release 2 / Serial Number 021216 +! First public release. +! ! -! already_seen_msg in get_random_msg() still doesn't work correctly! -! Probably the already_seen_xy() thing doesn't work either. - !Switches xv5s; Switches v5; -! Maxmimum possible number of non-kitten items on the playfield at once. -! -Constant Nonkitten_Max 256; - -Constant Nonkitten_Default 20; ! Number of messages +! This must be updated when adding new messages. ! -Constant MESSAGE_NUM 283; +Constant MESSAGE_NUM 360; +Constant Nonkitten_Default 20; -Release 1; -!Serial "021129"; +! Maxmimum possible number of non-kitten items on the playfield at once. +! +Constant Nonkitten_Max 256; -! Not currently implemented -! Global palm_mode = false; +Release 2; +Serial "021216"; !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @@ -91,8 +85,6 @@ Constant Anim_Meet 10; Global Height = 0; Global Width = 0; -Global Color = false; - Global TopBar = 5; Global player_x = 0; @@ -101,7 +93,6 @@ Global player_y = 0; Global kitten_x = 0; Global kitten_y = 0; Global kitten_char = 0; -!Global kitten_color = 0; Global last_message = ""; @@ -111,7 +102,6 @@ Array nonkitten_x --> Nonkitten_Max; Array nonkitten_y --> Nonkitten_Max; Array nonkitten_char --> Nonkitten_Max; Array nonkitten_msg --> Nonkitten_Max; -!Array nonkitten_color --> Nonkitten_Max; Global already_msg_count = 0; Global already_count = 0; @@ -120,20 +110,30 @@ Array already_y --> Nonkitten_Max + 2; Array already_msg --> Nonkitten_Max; +Global Real_Release = 0; + [ Main key; - if ((1->0)&1 == 0) - Color = true; - else - Color = false; + + if (MESSAGE_NUM < Nonkitten_Max) { + nonkitten_count = MESSAGE_NUM; + } else { + nonkitten_count = Nonkitten_Default; + } + + ! If a key is held down while the found_kitten animation is playing, + ! (0-->1) & $03ff gets corrupted. Seems like it might be a bug + ! somewhere in Unix Frotz. + ! + Real_Release = (0-->1)&$03ff; main_menu(); while (true) { key = getkey(); switch (key) { 'F': already_count = 0; + init_nonkittens(); init_kitten(); init_robot(); - init_nonkittens(); while (findkitten()) ; 'D': nonkitten_count = set_nonkitten_count(); @@ -141,7 +141,7 @@ Array already_msg --> Nonkitten_Max; 'A': print_about(); 'T': print_thoughts(); } - if (key == 'Q' || key == $1b) + if (key == 'Q' || key == $1b) ! $1b == ESC break; main_menu(); } @@ -163,15 +163,14 @@ Array already_msg --> Nonkitten_Max; draw_big_robot(3, 7); draw_big_kitten(15, 7); - @set_cursor 7 30; - print "robotfindskitten"; - @set_cursor 8 30; print "http://www.robotfindskitten.org"; - @set_cursor 9 30; + @set_cursor 8 30; print "Leonard Richardson (C) 1997, 2000"; - @set_cursor 10 30; + @set_cursor 9 30; print "David Griffith (C) 2002 (Inform Edition)"; + @set_cursor 10 30; + print " ", MESSAGE_NUM, " different nonkittens!"; @set_window 0; @@ -184,7 +183,8 @@ Array already_msg --> Nonkitten_Max; print "^> "; ]; - +! Copied from module/verblibm.h +! [ Banner i; if (Story ~= 0) { #IFV5; @@ -198,7 +198,7 @@ Array already_msg --> Nonkitten_Max; if (Headline ~= 0) { print (string) Headline; } - print "Release ", (0-->1) & $03ff, " / Serial number "; + print "Release ", Real_Release, " / Serial number "; for (i=18:i<24:i++) print (char) 0->i; print " / Inform v"; inversion; print " "; #ifdef STRICT_MODE; @@ -216,7 +216,8 @@ Array already_msg --> Nonkitten_Max; Constant INBUFSIZE 80; Array inbuf -> INBUFSIZE; -[ set_nonkitten_count inbufvar ix cx len val; + +[ set_nonkitten_count inbufvar ix cx len val maxnum; while (true) { @erase_window $ffff; @@ -226,8 +227,14 @@ Array inbuf -> INBUFSIZE; draw_horiz(TopBar); @set_window 0; + if (MESSAGE_NUM < Nonkitten_Max) { + maxnum = MESSAGE_NUM; + } else { + maxnum = Nonkitten_Max; + } + print "^Please enter the number of nonkittens you - wish to search through.^(1 to 255 only)^^> "; + wish to search through.^(1 to ", maxnum, " only)^^> "; inbuf->0 = (INBUFSIZE-3); inbuf->1 = 0; @@ -242,7 +249,15 @@ Array inbuf -> INBUFSIZE; if (cx < len && inbuf->(2+cx) == '.') break; + ! If user just hit return, use what we have already. + if (len == 0) + return nonkitten_count; + if (cx == len || inbuf->(2+cx) < '0' || inbuf->(2+cx) > '9') { + print "Please enter a value from 1 to ", + maxnum, ", or Enter by itself to exit.^"; + print "[Press any key to continue.] "; + getkey(); continue; } @@ -254,7 +269,9 @@ Array inbuf -> INBUFSIZE; if (val < 1 || val > Nonkitten_Max) { print "Please enter a value from 1 to ", - Nonkitten_Max, ", or Enter by itself to exit.^"; + maxnum, ", or Enter by itself to exit.^"; + print "[Press any key to continue.] "; + getkey(); continue; } else break; } @@ -275,28 +292,51 @@ by Leonard Richardson (C) 1997, 2000.^ Written originally for the Nerth Pork robotfindskitten contest.^ Reimplemented in Inform by David Griffith (C) 2002.^ ^ +This code is freely redistributable. Do with it what you will, but +don't go about claiming you wrote it.^ +^ Lots more information on Robot Finds Kitten is available at http://www.robotfindskitten.org.^ ^ -Known bugs:^ ^ -1) In get_random_msg(), already_seen_msg isn't being checked correctly -leading to occasional duplicate messages. It looks like it should work. -Not sure why not.^ +Release History:^ +^ +Release 1 / Serial number 0211xx to 021214 or so^ +Initial private release. Limited distribution for beta testing and +debugging purposes.^ +^ +Release 2 / Serial Number 021216^ +First public release.^ ^ -2) already_seen_xy() probably has problems similar to item 1 above which -might explain why the kitten occasionally gets placed somewhere where -the robot can't get to it. ^ -3) Under Windows Frotz, the Robot appears as a solid block. This is a -bug in Windows Frotz which incorrectly makes the cursor opaque.^ +Known Bugs:^ ^ -4) Under Windows Frotz, an annoying [MORE] prompt appears when the game -is started. This is another bug in Windows Frotz which believes -Windows' suggestion to use 20 lines rather than 24 or 25.^ +1) Some bug (I don't know where) in already_seen_xv() seems cause Robot +to occasionally get placed on top of another object.^ ^ +2) Under Windows Frotz, the Robot used to appear as a solid block. This +was because of a bug in Windows Frotz which incorrectly makes the cursor +opaque. The cursor is now moved off to the upper-right corner so that +the game looks okay on terminals that use something other than reverse +for the cursor. I still can't figure out how to make Inform hide the +cursor completely. At least on xterm and NetBSD's console, +@@64set_cursor -1 doesn't work.^ ^ -[Press any key to continue.] "; +3) Under Windows Frotz, an annoying [MORE] prompt appears at the main +menu. This is another bug in Windows Frotz which causes the +interpreter to follow Windows' suggestion something less than 24 or 25 +lines is okay.^ +^ +^ +Other Stuff:^ +^ +1) Is it worth the trouble to implement colors?^ +^ +2) Since there is already a native version of RFK for PalmOS machines, +modifying this version to make it more usable on PalmOS probably doesn't +make sense.^ +^ +[Press any key to continue.] "; getkey(); ]; @@ -311,14 +351,19 @@ Windows' suggestion to use 20 lines rather than 24 or 25.^ @set_window 0; print "^ -In this game, you are Robot (#). Your job is to find Kitten. This task -is complicated by the existance of various things which are not -kitten. Robot must touch items to determine if they are Kitten or -not. Move Robot with the cursor keys, the numeric keypad, or using the -vi/rogue movement keys. The game ends when Robot finds -Kitten. Alternatively, you may end the game by hitting the Esc or Q -keys.^^ -[Press any key to continue.] "; +In this game, you are Robot ( "; +#IFV5; style reverse; #ENDIF; +print "#"; +#IFV5; style roman; #ENDIF; +print " ). Your job is to find Kitten. This task +is complicated by the existance of various things which are not +Kitten. Robot must touch items to determine if they are Kitten or +not. Move Robot with the cursor keys, the numeric keypad (make sure +numlock is on), or using the vi/rogue movement keys. The game ends when +Robot finds Kitten. Alternatively, you may end the game by hitting the +Esc or Q keys.^ +^ +[Press any key to continue.] "; getkey(); ]; @@ -338,13 +383,13 @@ A Final Thought.^ Day and night I feverishly worked upon the machine, creating both a soul which could desire its goal, and a body with which it could realize it. Many who saw my creation called it an abomination, and denied me grant -money. But they could not dissuade me from my impossible task. It was a -spectre that tormented me always, a ghost I had to give a form and a -life, lest it consume me from the inside. And when at last my task was +money. But they could not dissuade me from my impossible task. It was +a spectre that tormented me always, a ghost I had to give a form and a +life, lest it consume me from the inside. And when at last my task was done, when the grey box on wheels was complete and when it, as well as -I, knew what had to be done, I felt deep sympathy for the machine. For I -had not destroyed the phantom, but merely exorcized it into another -body. The robot knew not why this task had to be performed, for I could +I, knew what had to be done, I felt deep sympathy for the machine. For +I had not destroyed the phantom, but merely exorcized it into another +body. The robot knew not why this task had to be performed, for I could not imbue it with knowledge I did not myself posess. And at the same time, I felt a sweeping sense of relief sweep over me, that somehow, the dream that had driven me for my entire life had come one step closer to @@ -353,19 +398,18 @@ fruition.^ ~Gort, Klaatu Verada Nikto~^ ^ As I vocally activated the robot, I realized that it was following my -instructions, but not out of any desire to obey me. Had I remained -silent, it would have performed exactly the same operations. We were two -beings controlled by the same force now. And yet, seeking vainly to hold -some illusion of control over the machine I thought I had created, I -gave my final command.^ +instructions, but not out of any desire to obey me. Had I remained +silent, it would have performed exactly the same operations. We were +two beings controlled by the same force now. And yet, seeking vainly to +hold some illusion of control over the machine I thought I had created, +I gave my final command.^ ^ ~GO!~ I told the box as it began to roll out of my workshop into the frozen desert beyond. ~FIND KITTEN!~^ ^ --- The Book of Found Kittens, pages 43-4, author unknown.^^ - - -[Press any key to continue.] "; +-- The Book of Found Kittens, pages 43-4, author unknown.^ +^ +[Press any key to continue.] "; getkey(); ]; @@ -383,7 +427,7 @@ frozen desert beyond. ~FIND KITTEN!~^ y = y+1; @set_cursor y x; - print "| |"; + print "| |"; y = y+1; @set_cursor y x; @@ -405,28 +449,33 @@ frozen desert beyond. ~FIND KITTEN!~^ print "--*--__", (char) 92; y++; @set_cursor y x; - print "C_C(___)"; + print "C_C(____)"; ]; +! Something gets mucked up if make this local to findkitten() +! When going right or left, then up or down to hit the Kitten, the +! animation gets reversed. +! +Global last_right = false; -[ findkitten key i kitten_found; +[ findkitten key i; @erase_window $ffff; @split_window TopBar; @set_window 1; @set_cursor 1 1; - kitten_found = false; - Banner(); print (string) last_message; draw_horiz(TopBar); draw_object(kitten_x, kitten_y, kitten_char); draw_nonkittens(); - draw_object(player_x, player_y, '#'); - @set_cursor player_y player_x; + #IFV5; style reverse; #ENDIF; + draw_object(player_x, player_y, '#'); + #IFV5; style roman; #ENDIF; + @set_cursor 1 Width; key = getkey(); switch (key) { @@ -434,11 +483,18 @@ frozen desert beyond. ~FIND KITTEN!~^ '8', 'J', 129: player_y--; ! up '2', 'K', 130: player_y++; ! down '4', 'H', 131: player_x--; ! left + last_right = false; '6', 'L', 132: player_x++; ! right + last_right = true; + '7', 'Y': player_y--; player_x--; ! up-left + last_right = false; '9', 'U': player_y--; player_x++; ! up-right + last_right = true; '1', 'B': player_y++; player_x--; ! down-left + last_right = false; '3', 'N': player_y++; player_x++; ! down-right + last_right = true; } if (player_y <= TopBar+1) player_y = TopBar + 1; @@ -452,15 +508,15 @@ frozen desert beyond. ~FIND KITTEN!~^ ! detect and handle collisions ! if (player_x == kitten_x && player_y == kitten_y) { - found_kitten(key); + animate_kitten(key, last_right); getkey(); rfalse; } for (i = 0: i < nonkitten_count: i++) { - if (player_x == nonkitten_x --> i - && player_y == nonkitten_y --> i) { + if (player_x == nonkitten_x-->i + && player_y == nonkitten_y-->i) { @set_cursor 1 1; - last_message = lookup_msg(nonkitten_msg --> i); + last_message = lookup_msg(nonkitten_msg-->i); ! prevent Robot from walking through the object. switch (key) { @@ -479,21 +535,19 @@ frozen desert beyond. ~FIND KITTEN!~^ ]; -[ found_kitten key i j junk go_right robot_x anim_finished; +[ animate_kitten key my_last_right i j junk robot_x anim_finished; - go_right = false; anim_finished = false; switch (key) { '8', 'J', 129: player_y++; - '2', 'K', 130: player_y--; go_right = true; - '4', 'H', 131: player_x++; - '6', 'L', 132: player_x--; go_right = true; + '2', 'K', 130: player_y--; + '4', 'H', 131: player_x++; + '6', 'L', 132: player_x--; '7', 'Y': player_y++; player_x++; - '9', 'U': player_y++; player_x--; go_right = true; + '9', 'U': player_y++; player_x--; '1', 'B': player_y--; player_x++; - '3', 'N': player_y--; player_x--; go_right = true; - default: go_right = true; + '3', 'N': player_y--; player_x--; } for (i = 4: i >= 0: i--) { @@ -506,13 +560,17 @@ frozen desert beyond. ~FIND KITTEN!~^ draw_horiz(TopBar); if (i > 0) { - if (go_right) { + if (my_last_right) { robot_x = Anim_Meet - i; + #IFV5; style reverse; #ENDIF; draw_object(robot_x, TopBar - 1, '#'); + #IFV5; style roman; #ENDIF; draw_object(Anim_Meet - 1 + i, TopBar - 1, kitten_char); } else { robot_x = Anim_Meet - 1 + i; + #IFV5; style reverse; #ENDIF; draw_object(robot_x, TopBar - 1, '#'); + #IFV5; style roman; #ENDIF; draw_object(Anim_Meet - i, TopBar - 1, kitten_char); } } else { @@ -524,40 +582,39 @@ frozen desert beyond. ~FIND KITTEN!~^ draw_object(kitten_x, kitten_y, kitten_char); + #IFV5; style reverse; #ENDIF; draw_object(player_x, player_y, '#'); - + #IFV5; style roman; #ENDIF; draw_nonkittens(); if (anim_finished == false) { j = TopBar - 1; - @set_cursor j robot_x; - @aread junk 0 10 pause junk; + @set_cursor 1 Width; + + ! simply using "10" as the third argument causes + ! the release number to mysteriously change + ! if a key is held down during the animation. + @aread junk 0 10 pause -> junk; } else { + #IFV5; style reverse; #ENDIF; draw_object(player_x, player_y, '#'); - @set_cursor player_y player_x; + #IFV5; style roman; #ENDIF; + @set_cursor 1 Width; } } - ]; - [ already_seen_xy x y i; - for (i = 0: i < already_count: i++) { - if (already_x --> i == x && already_y --> i == y) { - return false; - } + if (already_x-->already_count == x && + already_y-->already_count ==y) { + rtrue; + } } - already_x --> already_count = x; - already_y --> already_count = y; + already_x-->already_count = x; + already_y-->already_count = y; already_count++; - - if (already_count > nonkitten_count + 2) { - print "Overflow in already_seen_xy()^"; - quit; - } - - return true; + rfalse; ]; @@ -570,7 +627,7 @@ frozen desert beyond. ~FIND KITTEN!~^ kitten_x = get_random_x(); kitten_y = get_random_y(); - while (already_seen_xy(kitten_x, kitten_y) == false) { + while (already_seen_xy(kitten_x, kitten_y) == true) { kitten_x = get_random_x(); kitten_y = get_random_y(); } @@ -582,7 +639,7 @@ frozen desert beyond. ~FIND KITTEN!~^ player_x = get_random_x(); player_y = get_random_y(); - while (already_seen_xy(player_x, player_y) == false) { + while (already_seen_xy(player_x, player_y) == true) { player_x = get_random_x(); player_y = get_random_y(); } @@ -594,24 +651,25 @@ frozen desert beyond. ~FIND KITTEN!~^ last_message = ""; for (i = 0: i < nonkitten_count: i++) { - nonkitten_x --> i = get_random_x(); - nonkitten_y --> i = get_random_y(); + nonkitten_x-->i = get_random_x(); + nonkitten_y-->i = get_random_y(); - while (already_seen_xy(nonkitten_x --> i, nonkitten_y --> i) == false) { - nonkitten_x --> i = get_random_x(); - nonkitten_y --> i = get_random_y(); + while (already_seen_xy(nonkitten_x-->i, + nonkitten_y-->i) == true) { + nonkitten_x-->i = get_random_x(); + nonkitten_y-->i = get_random_y(); } - nonkitten_char --> i = get_random_char(); - nonkitten_msg --> i = get_random_msg(); + nonkitten_char-->i = get_random_char(); + nonkitten_msg-->i = get_random_msg(); } ]; [ draw_nonkittens i; for (i = 0: i < nonkitten_count: i++) { - draw_object(nonkitten_x --> i, - nonkitten_y --> i, - nonkitten_char --> i); + draw_object(nonkitten_x-->i, + nonkitten_y-->i, + nonkitten_char-->i); } ]; @@ -625,7 +683,6 @@ frozen desert beyond. ~FIND KITTEN!~^ [ draw_horiz row i; @set_cursor row 1; - for (i = 0 : i < Width : i++) print (char) '-'; ]; @@ -639,19 +696,10 @@ frozen desert beyond. ~FIND KITTEN!~^ ]; -![ get_random_color num; -! num = random(7); -! num = num + 2; -! return num; -!]; - - [ get_random_char num; num = random(93); num = num + 33; - - ! avoid choosing '#' for a random character. - while (num == 35) { + while (num == 35) { ! avoid choosing '#' num = random(93); num = num + 33; } @@ -659,23 +707,24 @@ frozen desert beyond. ~FIND KITTEN!~^ ]; -[ get_random_msg num i found_dup; - found_dup = false; +[ get_random_msg num; num = random(MESSAGE_NUM); - for (i = 0: i < already_msg_count: i++) { - while (already_msg --> i == num) { - num = random(MESSAGE_NUM); - found_dup = true; - } + while (is_duplicate_msg(num) == true) { + num = random(MESSAGE_NUM); } + return num; +]; - if (found_dup) already_msg_count++; - if (already_msg_count > nonkitten_count) { - print "Overflow in get_random_msg()^"; - quit; - } - return num; +[ is_duplicate_msg num i; + for (i = 0: i < already_msg_count: i++) { + if (already_msg-->i==num) { + rtrue; + } + } + already_msg-->already_msg_count = num; + already_msg_count++; + rfalse; ]; @@ -686,6 +735,7 @@ frozen desert beyond. ~FIND KITTEN!~^ [ get_random_y num ok; ok = false; + ! Make sure we don't draw in the status bar. while (ok == false) { num = random(Height); if (num > TopBar) @@ -695,6 +745,10 @@ frozen desert beyond. ~FIND KITTEN!~^ ]; +! Note: +! @@126 == '~' +! @@64 == '@' + [ lookup_msg num; switch(num) { 1: return "~I pity the fool who mistakes me for kitten!~, sez Mr. T."; @@ -793,7 +847,7 @@ frozen desert beyond. ~FIND KITTEN!~^ 94: return "A tribe of cannibals lives here. They eat Malt-O-Meal for breakfast, you know."; 95: return "This appears to be a rather large stack of trashy romance novels."; 96: return "Look out! Exclamation points!"; -97: return "A herd of wild coffee mugs slumbers here."; +97: return "A herd of wild coffee mugs slumber here."; 98: return "It's a limbo bar! How low can you go?"; 99: return "It's the horizon. Now THAT'S weird."; 100: return "A vase full of artificial flowers is stuck to the floor here."; @@ -947,7 +1001,7 @@ frozen desert beyond. ~FIND KITTEN!~^ 246: return "A coupon for one free steak-fish at your local family diner."; 247: return "A set of keys to a 2001 Rolls Royce. Worthless."; -! The following messages were added by David Griffith +! The following Non Kitten Items were added by David Griffith ! 248: return "It's the Golden Banana of Discord!"; 249: return "The Inform Designer's Manual (4th edition)"; @@ -958,7 +1012,7 @@ frozen desert beyond. ~FIND KITTEN!~^ 254: return "A family of integrals are here integrating."; 255: return "A tuft of kitten fur, but no kitten."; 256: return "A bottle of oil! Refreshing!"; -257: return "A shameless plug for Frotz: http://www.cs.csubak.edu/~dgriffi/proj/frotz/"; +257: return "A shameless plug for Frotz: http://www.cs.csubak.edu/@@126dgriffi/proj/frotz/"; 258: return "Clifford Stoll is here selling Klein bottles."; 259: return "You found the marble in the oatmeal!"; 260: return "An empty Altoids tin."; @@ -972,18 +1026,95 @@ frozen desert beyond. ~FIND KITTEN!~^ 268: return "Several meters of cat5 cable."; 269: return "A scrap of parchment bears the single word, ~meow~."; 270: return "A puddle of chocolate sauce."; -271: return "Your robot pal Floyd is here and wants to play Hucka-Bucka-Beanstalk."; +271: return "Your pal Floyd is here and wants to play Hucka-Bucka-Beanstalk."; 272: return "Someone is talking to Ralph on the big white phone here."; 273: return "'Twas brillig in the slivey-toves..."; 274: return "Darth Vader is here looking for his Teddywookie."; -275: return "A bassoon is hooting angrily at you."; +275: return "A baboon with a bassoon hoots angrily at you."; 276: return "Catsup and Mustard all over the place! It's the Human Hamburger!"; 277: return "Gibble, Gobble, we ACCEPT YOU ..."; 278: return "A rancid corn dog."; 279: return "It's a tribute to fishnet stockings."; -280: return "A jar of Vegemite is running down the hill here."; +280: return "A jar of Vegemite is playing hopscotch here."; 281: return "Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!"; 282: return "A bottle of hair tonic."; 283: return "A packet of catnip."; +284: return "It's Cal Worthington and his dog ~Spot~!"; +285: return "It's Uncle Doctor Hurkamur!"; +286: return "YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAA!!!!!"; +287: return "Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, Thunder Cats!!!"; +288: return "An overturned bottle of ink and lots of kitten pawprints."; +289: return "A flyer advertising a sale at Spatula City."; +290: return "A 540Hz tuning fork."; +291: return "A 3-inch floppy disk."; +292: return "Seargent Duffy is here."; +293: return "A ball of pocket fluff."; +294: return "A 3-sided Monty Python record."; +295: return "A Sanrio catalog."; +296: return "A scratching-post."; +297: return "Butane!!!"; +298: return "An ice cube."; +299: return "Just a cage of white mice."; +300: return "You've found Harvey, the Wonder Hamster!"; +301: return "A jar of dehydrated water."; +302: return "Just some swamp gas."; +303: return "A bowl of cherries."; +304: return "Spoon!!!"; +305: return "A sign reads ~Don't step on the Mome Raths~."; +306: return "Dirty socks."; +307: return "~Dogbert's tech support, how may I abuse you?~"; +308: return "A radio hisses away. Kitten must have been here."; +309: return "~Kilroy was here~"; +310: return "~Plexar was here~"; +311: return "~Kibo was here~"; +312: return "It's the cork to someone's lunch."; +313: return "A piping-hot pizza. Useless."; +314: return "Diogenes is here demanding whisky."; +315: return "The Monolith of Spam towers above you."; +316: return "~Meow meow meow meow...~ How discouraging! It's only a recording."; +317: return "Marvin is complaining about the pain in the diodes down his left side."; +318: return "Mr. Kamikaze and Mr. DNA are here drinking tea."; +319: return "Rene Descarte is whistling a happy tune here."; +320: return "Ooh, shiny!"; +321: return "It's a giant slorr!"; +322: return "A ketchup bottle (nearly empty)."; +323: return "A large pile of rubber bands."; +324: return "A ton of feathers."; +325: return "This non kitten may contain peanuts."; +326: return "A tree with some jelly nailed to it."; +327: return "Ah, the skirl of the pipes and the rustle of the silicon..."; +328: return "You found Parakeet. To bad this isn't ~Robot Finds Parakeet~."; +329: return "A ball of yarn."; +330: return "A big chunk of frozen chocolate pudding."; +331: return "There is no tea here."; +332: return "An automated robot-doubter. It doesn't believe in you."; +333: return "A plastic model of Kitten."; +334: return "It's Yorgle, the Yellow Dragon."; +335: return "It's Grundle, the Green Dragon."; +336: return "It's Rhindle, the Red Dragon."; +337: return "An old pattern is here going on and on."; +338: return "TV says donuts are high in fat."; +339: return "It's a pool with a straw in it."; +340: return "A singing frog. Useless."; +341: return "It's a funky beat!"; +342: return "A tiny ceramic Kitten. It's probably not the Kitten you're looking for."; +343: return "An oven mitt with kittens on it."; +344: return "An empty coaxial cable spool."; +345: return "Billions and billions of things that aren't Kitten."; +346: return "Snarf?"; +347: return "Faboo!"; +348: return "99 bottles of beer are on a wall here."; +349: return "Hydraulic fluid and jagged metal bits. You recoil from the scene of carnage."; +350: return "A bobolink is twittering a happy tune here."; +351: return "Biscuits."; +352: return "A blank deposit slip."; +353: return "What's that blue thing doing here?"; +354: return "A travel-sized cyclotron."; +355: return "A largish bath towel."; +356: return "You found Chinchilla! Too bad this isn't ~Robot Finds Chinchilla~."; +357: return "A meerkat... not even close."; +358: return "A green yo-yo."; +359: return "A hairless rat."; +360: return "Bright copper kettles."; } ];