+(define random-bricabrac
+ '("a creepy porcelain doll"
+ "assorted 1950s robots"
+ "an exquisite tea set"
+ "an antique mustard pot"
+ "the pickled head of Elvis"
+ "the pickled circuitboard of EVLIS"
+ "a scroll of teletype paper holding the software Four Freedoms"
+ "a telephone shaped like an orange cartoon cat"))
+