Mr. Kamikaze and Mr. DNA are here drinking tea.
The Smart Patrol is here.
You've found the decoy kitten!
+A blabbermouth is blabbering here.
+XYZZY
+An interstate 15 exit sign for Zzyzx Road.
+It's the Reaper. Don't fear him.
+A textbook on the laws of robotics by I. Asimov.
+A fried seventeen-centimeter fromitz board.
+A fused ninety-ohm bedistor.
+A 30 watt disgronificator.
+A Sirius Cybernetics Nutrimat is here dispensing tea.
+A plate of hors d'oeuvres.
+Merlin is here walking backwards in a circle.
+Ash is here mumbling some magic words.
+A very curious skunk is here examining you.
+It's a boom-boom-boom Nerf Boomerang!
+Some cryptocurrency.
+A lonely camera sits sadly on its tripod here.
+A set of double-six dominoes.
+This PDP-11 minicomputer is flashing lots of blinky lights.
+A toolbox has been upended here, spilling tools all over the place.
+It's a sonic... sonic thing.
+This is not logical.
+A big bottle of moisturizing lotion.
+You stand in front of a massive anthill filled with hamburgers.
+Don't slip on the mustard!
+A battered tuba, minus valves.
+A bottle of webbles.
+A plate piled high with red herrings.
+It's the whole ball of wax!
+DANGER!
+Spike Jones is gargling here.
+Lots of squiggles. One of them looks sort of like kitten.
+A tumbleweed rolls by.
+An enormous ball of twine, much bigger than the one in Minnesota.
+Made you look!
+Rubber and/or glue.